Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2015

Duck should stop smoking.

Silly Duck. Pigs don’t have swimming pools.

would Guard Duck settle for the bath tub instead?

Guard Duck’s career is really going down the toilet

Well, at least he’ll be flush with success.

He could always return to his roots and beat up Mr. Johnson then steal his kid’s inflatable pool again. That’s what he did in his third appearance.

Well, Pig did the best he could on a tough request with short notice. Don’t be too unhappy, Guard Duck. And don’t look a gift toilet in the drain….

I’d never thought of my toilet as a ‘sheltered waterway’ before. Thanks to PBS, that’s how I’ll think of it from now on.

Maybe he could be berthed in “Bidet Bay”, you get a nice view of the full moon…

Hope that house has 2 toilets.

Good one Stephan ! Thanks :-)

Tell it to the Marines, Guard Duck.

What did LGD expect, it is an American Standard.

Load the torpedo tubes!

Yuk!

LGD will experience true terror the first time the warning cry rings out…INCOMING!

Toilet Duck

Good thing for both that Archie doesn’t need to use the ter-let.

Bog standard humour, but nothing to loo-se I suppose. Glad GD is back out of the (water) closet.Brill comments especially the one re view of full moon!!!!

At least take if for a spin.

Duck, duck, goose!

His mission: To seek and destroy the Ty-D-Bol Man!

That duck should wear aflac jacket.

Give us more Guard Duck!

He wanted to get a head, didn’t he?

Take it or leave it, Guard Duck!

xxx

Now, that’s product placement. I wonder if Guard Duck also desinfects with every flush…

No, Pig! That’s not what duck meant when he requested something commodious,

Bathtub.