Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2015

It also saves on dentist bills—rips your teeth right out!

Hmmm…can’t quite place the taste..it was just on the tip of my tongue…drat, it’s gone now.

Bit-O-Honey, because it tastes only a bit like honey. The rest of the taste? Pure, unfiltered sadness.

Doesn’t all candy do that?

But this one only leaves a ghost of a taste.

Looks like a shady character.

Wacky Package Halloween Bit-O-Honey spoof!

Is this the one that they use to advertise that you should freeze it and then smash to pieces ?

I love Bit O Honey. I don’t see the bars any more, but they have the bags of individual pieces wrapped in wax paper. Ace Hardware has it by the checkout. Yum!

Coconut or raisins do that to me…

Bit-O-Honey is still available, owned and produced by Pearson’s Candy in St. Paul, Minnesota.

It is quite nutritious; after all, the first two ingredients are corn syrup and sugar, followed by nonfat milk! Yum…