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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 20, 2015
October 19, 2015
October 21, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: Todd invited us to his Halloween party. Phoebe: Hrm. There WOULD be a lot of candy... Marigold: But? Phoebe: But it's weird that he basically barfs up candy. Marigold: He BREATHES candy. Phoebe: I never realized how thin that line was.
There’s a science fiction story in which somebody bio-engineered some disgusting-looking bugs to chew up various useless organic substances and produce a nutritious paste — flavorless, but flavors could be added.
One of the characters is offered a sample, and AFTER tasting it is told how it was made. His reaction was: “Bug vomit. You fed me bug vomit.”
Actually Todd exhales candy, Marigold. If he breathed candy that could include inspiration and trust me you do not want candy in your lungs (or anything else for that matter other than air). Nothing like a good aspiration pneumonitis from aspirating food into your lungs to buy you a week or two on the ventilator in an ICU.
you need to play more Bonk games.. .and also try eating some Chinese black beans fermented with Sichuan peppers… you will soon understand the thin line between breath and vomit!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Well, I was right about it being a Halloween party.
DHBirr over 9 years ago
There’s a science fiction story in which somebody bio-engineered some disgusting-looking bugs to chew up various useless organic substances and produce a nutritious paste — flavorless, but flavors could be added.
One of the characters is offered a sample, and AFTER tasting it is told how it was made. His reaction was: “Bug vomit. You fed me bug vomit.”
dvandom over 9 years ago
DHBirr: Butterbugs, from the Miles Vorkosigan books (Bujold).
Also, looks like someone bapped the colorist regarding Todd being green yesterday.
Neo Stryder over 9 years ago
Todd changed his color.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
@DanaCongratulations on the new newspaper.Woo Hoo!
Stegozard over 9 years ago
@DHBirr,Funny thing is, anyone who’s eaten honey has eaten bug vomit.
Wichita10 over 9 years ago
Soooo, my diabetes means the sugarless candy I eat qualifies as “artificial respiration”? Hmmm.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Me neither Phoebe.
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
No, but Todd DOES puke up ice cream.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Phoebe can have her unicorn; I want a Todd.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 9 years ago
Actually Todd exhales candy, Marigold. If he breathed candy that could include inspiration and trust me you do not want candy in your lungs (or anything else for that matter other than air). Nothing like a good aspiration pneumonitis from aspirating food into your lungs to buy you a week or two on the ventilator in an ICU.
William T. Goat, Esq. over 9 years ago
Breathing candy is better than birthing candy.
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
you need to play more Bonk games.. .and also try eating some Chinese black beans fermented with Sichuan peppers… you will soon understand the thin line between breath and vomit!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THIS LINE!!!!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 9 months ago
BIG difference! :D