“And I don’t want you hanging out any more with those no-good friends of yours, HAL, WOPR, M5, Colossus, Master Control Program, Skynet, Shodan, and GLaDOS!”
The problem is that parents only ask their teens to do stuff at the exact same time the teens are thinking about sex. Of course there are only a couple of moments in your average day when your teen is not thinking about sex.
Bilan over 9 years ago
No bytes for you until you do your chores.
Argythree over 9 years ago
The mainframe’s name must be Jeremy…
Carl R over 9 years ago
I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
pdking77 over 9 years ago
Pal sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pal’s not taking care of the garbage either, so you’ll be glad you can’t breathe.
King_Shark over 9 years ago
At least he isn’t openly trying to kill you like his big brother HAL.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
The HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey was activated in 1997, and would be 18 now.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“And I don’t want you hanging out any more with those no-good friends of yours, HAL, WOPR, M5, Colossus, Master Control Program, Skynet, Shodan, and GLaDOS!”
dre7861 over 9 years ago
The problem is that parents only ask their teens to do stuff at the exact same time the teens are thinking about sex. Of course there are only a couple of moments in your average day when your teen is not thinking about sex.
The Orange Mailman over 9 years ago
And you can’t really ground PAL, can you?