Pickles by Brian Crane for October 22, 2015

Earl is speechless today.

Is he learning articles?

Last time all three contestants got Final Jeopardy right was Tuesday, and I didn’t have a clue. Last time they all got it wrong was Wednesday the preceding week (three different wrong answers), and I got it instantly.

newpakua—No, he has already learned that all he needs to say is “Yes, Dear!”

There are 3 things that go when you get older:

The first is Memory……And I’ve forgotten what the other two are !

I always know the answers. They are given to you. The requirement is to come up with the question. Anybody who has watched the show should know that.

and I’ll bet Opals armpits are like a Chia Pet…

I have used laundry stick instead of deodorant, so don’t feel too bad. It happens to all of us, and most of the time it’s funny, not fatal.

could be worse. i had friends, where the husband slipped one morning and the deodorant hit her in the eye. she had a black eye and all her coworkers got upset and started worrying about abuse. despite the fact that he’s a gentle soul and there had never been any sign of it till then.

My memory is as god as ever; however, the retrieval system works sporadically, anytime between five seconds and five years, it will find the answer.

I always wondered why people smart enough for Jeopardy don’t just go on “Who Wants to be a Millionare” and just clean house?

Well some people do have hairs under their arms.

Just saying.

xxx

I’m watching the old TV show “What’s My Line” on cable and one of their sponsors is/was “Stoppette” deodorant spray..Now I’m old but I sure don’t remember that product from 1960..Maybe it was a east coast only product.