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Calvin hasn’t realised yet that for some unfathomable reason, most toasters come with 6 settings; 1 warms the bread, 2 makes pale gold toast, 3 makes dark toast and 4-6 make charcoal.
Figuring that Calvin might get some of his vocabulary from his Dad, I’m struggling to imagine where in a Patent Attorney’s practice this might come up..Deliberate patent infringement I suppose. Still, it’s hard to imagine Calvin’s Dad making heated arguments in court.
There are 3 kinds of toaster. One believes it can tell the color by monitoring the temperature of the bread and opens it at that temperature. White and warm to burnt black is just a few degrees and the temperature change is sudden. One is a basic timer. Some just have a heating element and don’t care if you watch it or not.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Yes, Calvin, your Mother is taking the toaster’s side against you.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Calvin, future lawyer.
dpaksundar over 9 years ago
The toaster needs to be taught a lesson.
rentier over 9 years ago
It’s astonishing wherever malice aforethought is in?!
arye uygur over 9 years ago
I thought most toasters popped up the bread automatically.
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
Calvin is more burned up about it than the toast is!
GrimmaTheNome over 9 years ago
Calvin hasn’t realised yet that for some unfathomable reason, most toasters come with 6 settings; 1 warms the bread, 2 makes pale gold toast, 3 makes dark toast and 4-6 make charcoal.
pelican47 over 9 years ago
Figuring that Calvin might get some of his vocabulary from his Dad, I’m struggling to imagine where in a Patent Attorney’s practice this might come up..Deliberate patent infringement I suppose. Still, it’s hard to imagine Calvin’s Dad making heated arguments in court.
ComicGizmo1302 over 9 years ago
let there be revenge!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yes, the toaster chose Calvins toast to be burned. It was a toaster plot.
rshive over 9 years ago
My toaster reportedly has a “bread brain”. Hard to tell what use it is.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 9 years ago
Knowing Calvin, Hobbes will fix the toaster… with a hammer.
BNF_OFFICIAL789 over 9 years ago
that toast must be offended
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Malice Aforethought, wasn’t that a movie with Paul Newman and Sally Field? Wait what? Oh, nevermind.
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
There are 3 kinds of toaster. One believes it can tell the color by monitoring the temperature of the bread and opens it at that temperature. White and warm to burnt black is just a few degrees and the temperature change is sudden. One is a basic timer. Some just have a heating element and don’t care if you watch it or not.
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
Two words, Calvin – melted butter…
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Malice doesn’t live here anymore…
Number Three over 9 years ago
I absolutely love burnt toast. But I love toast even when it’s not burned.
I don’t think I could live without it.
xxx
treBsdrawkcaB over 9 years ago
Malice In Wonderbreadland…
thirdguy over 9 years ago
The immortal Wilford Brimley! He was great in that one.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
Every day of your life!
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Watch the toaster and don’t go against it.
bmonk over 9 years ago
In my experience, most toasters are pretty benign—they only really burn toast when they are getting old and don’t work so well anymore.
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It’s the computers that are really malicious.
whenlifewassimpler over 9 years ago
That’s right Calvin appliances have it in for us, they are demons incarnate!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Que Dieu bénisse nos amis et nos voisins français comme ils travaillent leur chemin à travers la tragédie qui se déroule à Paris…
nathanbtlr over 9 years ago
The entire universe is here for nothing more than your personal inconveince!