Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 06, 2015

Low battery, obviously. Otherwise, he/she would have been on it already.

It’s a trick question. The 3rd person was the first one to check his phone.

Common Core answer: Purple.

The third person is obviously not the one driving the car.

Definition of a microsecond: The time it takes for the guy in the car behind yours to honk his horn at you after the light turns green in New York City.

I don’t understand the younger generation’s fascination with cell phones. I only check my phone two or three times an hour. Tops!

New Math all over again!

I use math in my work. Sometimes it’s advanced (for stuff people don’t see). Most of the time it’s high school algebra (for stuff people do see), and people think I’m a genius. To think, I wasted all that time in college when I could have dropped out of high school after my first year.

We are graduating generation after generation of idiots from our “schools”. No one cares any more. Play a video game, send a text, drop out of school, work at McDs, complain that you can’t find work.

Not a math problem. More of a sociology problem.