Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 30, 2015

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    Proof of PT Barnum’s statement…

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    einarbt  about 9 years ago

    He needs to charge more to increase the therapeutic value of the treatment.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 9 years ago

    Fine as long as there are only leaves in that pile!

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    Wallythe2  about 9 years ago

    Youth Revival huh? Broken Hip ensues.

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    dadoctah  about 9 years ago

    “Why don’t you make like a tree…and bark!”

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    Bilan  about 9 years ago

    If it really was Youth Revival, he would make them rake the leaves and do their homework.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    On the cement sidewalk? Ouch!

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I hope there isn’t a fire hydrant under there!!

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    scpandich  about 9 years ago

    If it’s on concrete, I think I want a thicker leaf pile.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    “You’ll put your eye out!”

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    scpandich, sayin’…..

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    vwdualnomand  about 9 years ago

    why do people rake leaves? is it really necessary?

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    dabugger  about 9 years ago

    Now that is great. Childhood may never end somewhere. Just all from that one tree? Still, leaves one in a good mood.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 9 years ago

    Just make sure you’re not eating a sucker at the same time.

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    silveredragon3381  about 9 years ago

    That concrete underneath might be a little hard to land on

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    unca jim  about 9 years ago

    A song to wipe a tear and just ‘remember things’..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEMCeymW1Ow

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    derdave969  about 9 years ago

    I tried that a number of years ago. Trust me, the leaves just don’t absorb as much impact when your an adult.

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    neeeurothrush  about 9 years ago

    i still find it very difficult to walk past a leaf – or seed pod – on the sidewalk and not step on it; the sound is delightful. when i am no longer able to walk i’ll still roll my wheelchair over them. i may get old(er) but stomping on leaves never will.

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    Argy.Bargy2  about 9 years ago

    Close

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    dflak  about 9 years ago

    My wife claims that I do not have an inner child: it’s all on the surface.

    I’m not in my second childhood,. I never got out of my first.

    And because if it, I’m going to live to be 100.

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    sarazan7  about 9 years ago

    Kick the can!

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    The leaf pile of eternal youth!

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    tomielm  about 9 years ago

    Depends on the number of leaves, the kind of leaves, the size of the leaves — and where they fall. The aforementioned compost idea is the best by far.

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    Bunga403 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    @KindandKinder: I’d be tempted to hide a Whoopie Cushion.

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    Tarredandfeathered  about 9 years ago

    Hey, if you park that thing in the Tropics, you’ll be Very Glad it came with Screen Doors.They let the Breeze in but keep the Flies & Skeeters Out..

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