Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2015

And to think, they were headed to Tucson! (GPS can be VERY dangerous!)

More wonderful Wileybears! If you won’t sell them as stuffed animals, Wiley, how about a calendar of Wileybears?

First bear: Hey guys look… Dinner.Second bear: What is it?Third bear: It’s hard. How are we going to eat that?First bear: It’s just like crab; once you tear through the shell the inside is soft and tasty.-BA-DUMP-TISH

Like so many mistakes in life, rapid reverse will not help. I hear drowning is better than being chewed as a way too exit, so, a last toot on the horn and…..step on it!.

hereabouts polar bear humor lost its buzz, ever since GW bumped’em to the front of the arctic extinction watch list.

“ALL destinations are final!” — George Carlin

go with the floe!

Wiley Bear Plushies! I want one…..ten…..

What did the baby sardine say to Mom when they saw a submarine? Look Ma, a can of people!

Polar Express delivery.

The last time I entirely trusted something like that, I wound up in the middle of nowhere on gravel roads. I feel this guys pain—-I mean, except for the pain he’s about to have.

Wow! Didn’t know Ice Bear had cousins!

(Wife back-seat driving, as it is SHE who [probably] knows the way; no, HE KNOWS the way…) “Hmm, no one told me anything about an ocean here…!” Wife stone-silent!

Should have turned left at Albuquerque.

What was the destination? Just ‘click on the GPS’ and you are off . . . maybe a little glitch. Nice friendly reception party. . .

Poor Alice ended up down a rabbit hole with her GPS.

When polar bears can reprogram the satellites – BEWARE!

Has anyone else noticed that the author seems to have a fear of being eaten by bears. A seriously disproportionate number of guest character fatalities or hypothetical near fatalities seem to be bear inflicted in this strip!

not good when the bears are bigger than the car…

This cartoon was so funny, I couldn’t BEAR it !

Many years ago my realtor’s GPS kept trying to drive us into the river. GPS is a good tool, but nothing beats a real map.

As for bears, it’s good for someone to remind people how dangerous they can be. As, every year some dufus seems to think they have special powers that will enable them to get closer then anyone else without being harmed. That is until the bear (more often, but not exclusively a Grizzly Bear) is snacking on them…. Want a good picture of a bear? Buy one or get a really, really long zoom! If you don’t have a good zoom, better to have a picture of a dot that your friends ask you why didn’t you get closer to the bear for a better picture? Then you can answer, “Because I’m smarter than you.”

OK, that’s my smart ass tip of the day. ;)

I guess I might as well give up that people will ever acknowledge that Climate-change is real, and it IS caused (mostly) by PEOPLE and their activities.

And, because we seem to lack immediate motive, we won’ think about doing anything about!

Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!

Yukon Cornelius could save them.

There’s also a joke in here if the car had a “Dominos” sign on the roof…

My last trip using a GPS resulted in it being thrown out the window…good riddance.

Dinner on ice.