Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2015

Yeah, they did ask for it!

yah, as if the end result would have been any different

Jabba the Fink?

I give out two-dollar bills to the kids.

the fink is rude…

I hope those kids have a rock in their bags so they can hit the button and squash the rancor.

Sorry, Fink. The option is “give us a treat or we’ll give you a trick”. It started in the 30’s in an effort to stop the little hooligans from setting fires and breaking windows.

The “Superkid” should be either able to bust his way out, or fly away!

Oh no! You didn’t put a chunk of Krypton at the bottom of the chamber, did you Fink?

Those kids fall for that old trick every year!

Poor choice of words!

Would the king still have been mad if one of the boys dressed up as him? I wonder.

Crocodiles gotta eat too, you know.They were his treat.

Good one. Glad I didn’t ring at his door.

NEVER give any candy to the Fink!!!

Look as who is dressed the kid in the middle!