Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2015
Transcript:
TV: And now... Welcome to... With your host... Lucy: *sigh* Danae: What's the matter? Lucy: Your short attention span...You're driving me crazy! Danae: Hey, studies show that's a sign of genius. Lucy: Uh...what studies? Danae: Studies show that you're not supposed to question the "Studies show" ploy. Lucy: Studies are about to show a smashed remote.
Argythree about 9 years ago
And we return to Danae as punching bag.
I prefer Wileybears, myself…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
Studies show that you can commission a study to show just about whatever you need.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 9 years ago
jgray only reads the headlines. I just went to the article and it explained it is just the seasonal ice and makes up for far less than the loss of ice in the Arctic.
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sounds like a truly smashing study.
1953Baby about 9 years ago
@mr-sherman: Thanks for the clarification. It supports what I thought the article said. We SHALL overcome. . .Have a wonderful day! :)
mlester101 creator about 9 years ago
I have a friend who does this w/ his Bose system. He averages about 15 sec. per song. Infuriating.
dabugger about 9 years ago
Lucy is not patient with Danae; turnaround? Havta be studied.
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Studies show that channel surfing prevents Tunnel Carpal Syndrome.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
mr_shermanAnd did you see those pictures of massive lakes and roaring rivers of liquid water on the flat surface of the Greenland Ice Cap?.ZorkArgSo you would rather have pandas shooting up cafes?
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
The same studies show widespread undetected voter fraud.
jackpiper about 9 years ago
Shave underarms
Jessica_D about 9 years ago
Danae better be paying attention to Lucy.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Reminds me of Mad Magazine, when they had a social commentary in the “sentence” produced by the channel clicking. (And back in those days, you were lucky to get 4 or 5 channels.)
GiantShetlandPony about 9 years ago
Studies show that many people don’t understand the difference between studies and research….
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Studies, and anecdotal evidence show the U.S. population has largely become “short attention span theater”, noteably on the right, where seven seconds of headlline, print or electronic media, is all they’re interested in getting to base all their decisions, opinions, and politics upon.
The less factual the data, the more they support it, and call it “genius”.
Can't Sleep about 9 years ago
can’t wait to see how they jump on NASA now that THEY have a study showing that Antarctica is actually gaining a massive amount of ice-—————————————Of course it gained ice.It was winter down there. (You know; summer in America, winter in Antarctica.)And now, it’s heading for summer, and the ice will melt.Yeesh. FYI: it was NASA climatologists who first had the data on global warming. That’s why the Bush-Cheney administration put out an order forbidding them to talk to the press.Go ahead. Look it up.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Are they in the study?”-According to further comments by the politically motivated, yes. Yes they are.They are in the study with the lead pipe, settling the science once and for all.But studies show that conforming to scientism means that you have above average intelligence.And studies show that the certain economic and social destruction caused by politically motivated Climate Change Policies might someday, possibly, be offset by a potential but probably unlikely, it being too late already, lessening of climate change that causes less evaporation by more thermal energy being applied to sea water, thus increasing sea depth and reducing inland fresh water resources.Studies said!I’m telling Studies if you don’t comply!
Ed Brault Premium Member about 9 years ago
The “Studies Show” ploy…right next to “Some say…”
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
Stop clouding the issue with facts and details!
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Hmmm, “question us and we’ll attack you: with facts”. Does seem to conflict with Danae’s philosophy.
kaffekup about 9 years ago
You all are doing a masterful job of arguing with the deaf…