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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 2015
Transcript:
Albert: Please, Marcia, reconsider! Marcia: Sorry, Albert, I'm flattered, but my mind is made up.Bartender: Marcia, can we finish this up? Marcia: Ready when you are, Patrick! Bartender: Do you, Marcia, being singular and sane, vow to get on with your life, forswearing all campaigns to locate Mr. Right? Marcia: I do! Bartender: By the authority vested in me by the New York State Liquor Commission, I now pronounce you off the market! Albert: Sob! Marcia: Free at last! Bartender: You may now kiss the bartender.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Man up there, Albert.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
I still don’t like the hat, but I guess if you’re not worried about being attractive it doesn’t matter what you wear.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Ok. End of this boring arc. On to other things.
SpunkyNB over 9 years ago
Swizzle, cherry, straws and olive. Nuts, sticks, chips and nuts again. Garry at his best.
comixbomix over 9 years ago
Now that he gets to kiss her, the bartender’s hair is way browner and he looks much younger…
dwdl21 over 9 years ago
Anyone know what the point of this arc was?
Eclectic-1 over 9 years ago
Interesting the foreground drink and munchies keep changing.
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
Nice try, Patrick!
whiteaj over 9 years ago
… and whatever else you can think of.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
I would like to echo the sentiments of the Bartender – Can we finish this up? One of the weaker Doonesberry story lines ever.
Spyderred over 9 years ago
Last year I turned 70 – something of a surprise given my health history (asthma, polio) and lifestyle (very active physically) and decided that, with my beloved husband gone 10 years, there no longer was any need to have my nails professionally done, use makeup daily, and style my hair every day (not to mention coloring it). Amazing how nice it is! Guys you were on to something all those years. And here I thought you either just didn’t care or were so wonderful that there could be no improvement.
HAL69 over 9 years ago
You had your chance, Albert!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Fickle, ain’t she?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Interesting how many folks were threatened by this arc.