B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 07, 2015

Why not? Fresh meat is the best.

Possum pancakes are to “roll-over and play dead” for!

You’ll know it’s fresh!

It’ll be fresh. What’s the problem?

Sounds like Mel’s diner.

You mean road signs like

Slow

Children .

Yesterday I purchased a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, who weighs 191lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So, because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time; but I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her it was essentially a Perfect Diet and the way it works is, you load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard…

Dead squirrels are mighty tasty.

You should NEVER give any advice to Fat Broad!!

Since a chinese restaurent opened here there is no stray cat or dog in the outskirts

Muslims hate dogs, but it’s a good bet that they eat them!

Maybe it is because cavemen and their women had beeneating road kill that they no longer exist.

Signs like: Buss stop, School crossing, Library, Park!

Fat Broad would probably have shoved a dead squirrel down his throat!

Good Advice.

Ever hit a deer? It does some darned expensive damage…and it’s made of venison. Why would you NOT salvage the meat?!