The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 23, 2015

This forum is an enclosed space. With that door open, and Joy’s comment, I’m not surprised nobody wants to step in here to post.

Sounds like Joy just experienced explosive decompression on a personal level.

And as usual, our heroes have paid for super-ultra economy seating but(t) are sing the First Class restrooms.I’m surprised that they didn’t have the Cuban Black Bean and Hummus special just for the comfort of all the other passengers.

Hope those “ladies in waiting” each bought gas masks…..failing that, they establish a joint new world record for holding one’s breath!!

Heard of airlines banning passengers for excessive flatulence. We have another candidate here.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

“A Chicken Wings Airlines flight was diverted today after a noxious odor permeated the cabin. The pilot and copilot were hailed as heroes for landing the plane in spite of their projectile vomiting. ‘We train for that, but I never expected to have to do it,’ said pilot Lance Avis. ‘But now I need a new uniform.’.“There was a tense moment when security forces observed and detained two passengers pointed out by fellow passengers as the source of the miama who appeared to be wearing the largest bomb vests ever seen under their clothing. A second panic ensued in the terminal when two TSA agents ran screaming through the concourse. Sources tell us the two agents had been assigned to body searches. They are expected to survive. Services with full honors are scheduled Tuesday for a sniffer dog..“CWA president Flip Cripkin announced that the aircraft would be retired from passenger service and trasferred to an affiliate airline as a swine transport in an unnamed forth world nation.”

I am sure this is a rerun from 2 or 3 years ago… How do I know…? The smell still lingerrrrrrs……

I believe the biggest surprise these world-class cheapskates have coming is when they land and find they are getting billed for using First Class facilities without having paid for them.

I am surprised this did not take the plane down, talk about a watch list, they need to clear their diet the past 24 hours before boarding.

Drop the oxygen masks!

Actually, they are on a list. It’s the DoNotFlyWith list. Passengers must be warned that the Penny’s may be on the flight.