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if you wanted to clean up something nasty , would you simply take tissue paper and wipe it up or would there be some water involved in the cleaning process?most people take better care of their floor then they do their own body.
A bidet is a wonderous thing, hated only by ignorant hillbillies. Which, of course, makes me wonder what these billies think a bidet is. Are they just impressed by the new word? Imagine them booking there..Will they even recognize it when they see it? Or will they call down to the desk to complain that one of their side-by-side toilets is missing its seat, and besides, the dang thing sprays them in the butt when they flush. .I can hear Joy extolling its virtues to Marlene:.ââŠand in your room, thereâs this darling little mini-Jacuzzi, and it finally has a jet mounted right where you want it.â .She used it so much that the hungry seagulls quit harassing her. ..(Enjoy your breakfast.)
I heard last weekend on âWait, Wait, Donât Tell Meâ that some people are now refusing to use âinferiorâ toilets, and choosing to âhold itâ unless a top of the line Toto is available. Not hillbillies, I guess, but pretty dumb.
Loves life about 9 years ago
Good pun there Jerry.. I see their air freshener doesnât even last a day in their bathroom. I donât think anything does.
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
There are people that would pay $400 if they ran out of toilet paper.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 9 years ago
if you wanted to clean up something nasty , would you simply take tissue paper and wipe it up or would there be some water involved in the cleaning process?most people take better care of their floor then they do their own body.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
A bidet is a wonderous thing, hated only by ignorant hillbillies. Which, of course, makes me wonder what these billies think a bidet is. Are they just impressed by the new word? Imagine them booking there..Will they even recognize it when they see it? Or will they call down to the desk to complain that one of their side-by-side toilets is missing its seat, and besides, the dang thing sprays them in the butt when they flush. .I can hear Joy extolling its virtues to Marlene:.ââŠand in your room, thereâs this darling little mini-Jacuzzi, and it finally has a jet mounted right where you want it.â .She used it so much that the hungry seagulls quit harassing her. ..(Enjoy your breakfast.)
wellinever about 9 years ago
Wait, are satellite computer systems installed in port oâ potties?
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
I believe it was President Carter who said, âWhen people hear a Southern accent, they assume you are illiterateâ.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 9 years ago
I heard last weekend on âWait, Wait, Donât Tell Meâ that some people are now refusing to use âinferiorâ toilets, and choosing to âhold itâ unless a top of the line Toto is available. Not hillbillies, I guess, but pretty dumb.
aerilim about 9 years ago
I believe MeGoNow was talking about ignorant hillbillies, not the brilliant onesâŠ
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
donât you dare mess with our resident Poet. He is the reason we get up in the morning.!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
I agree that associating the Pennyâs with ignorance was a foul slander on ignorant people.
ZBicyclist Premium Member about 9 years ago
âbidet ⊠400 bucks a crackâStraight from the Stephen Pastis school of punnery.
InTraining Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well if Jerry actually use the bidet, he would disappear completely because he is just a bunch of s**tâŠ.
timrinaldo about 9 years ago
Heh heh, he said âcrackâ