Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 16, 2015

Body turns up in graveyard.

He wouldn’t have to do much muckraking to turn that story up…

Shouldn’t it be “CEMETERY DEAD MAN FIND!” in headlinese?

Yeah, spice it. Man Found Stone Dead in Cemetery.

Cemeteries are where dead people live…

Stiff Among the Stones

Death Amongst the Tombstones

by Burry M. Deep

“Cemetery receives new resident”

You are all hired!! Just remember Shoe is now your boss!

He’d been dying to get in there for years.

Man Found Very, Very Tired in Cemetery

“Thousands found dead in cemetery plane crash!”

Unfortunately, does happen. Locally we had an unstable stone topple onto a little girl. And its happened elsewhere as some of these large tombstones begin to lean – and it takes only a small vibration to fall on over.Drive past many old cemeteries, and note they are full of these “kid traps” as I call them.(They’re headaches for lawyers – who you gonna sue?)

That’s a headline you can take to the grave!

When we were kids riding in the car with Mom and Dad, if we passed a cemetery Dad would always ask my sister and I, “How many dead people are in that cemetery?”

One of us would respond, “Gee Dad, how many?”

Dad would always say, “They’re all dead!”

I miss my Dad sometimes…

“Man found dead trying to escape cemetery "

Here lies Lester MooreTook six slugs from a 44No Les No More…

Man dies in cemetery plot.