Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2015

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    mischugenah  almost 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be written on a stone tablet?

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    Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Happy 51st!

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    pouzenc  almost 9 years ago

    This CAD Notice can only come from Gwen …

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I have grown a few beards in my life, the last time my wife said we will be going to a marriage counselor if it happened again. So no Movember for me.

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    Prey  almost 9 years ago

    I grew a beard when I was 28 because I was too lazy to shave every day, 36 years later I still am.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 9 years ago

    I start in November and shave it off when the last snow falls. Keeps my face warmer when I’m plowing snow, skiing, or snow shoeing.

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    rowf39  almost 9 years ago

    Last time I had a beard, was in church in the aisle during greeting time, and preacher said someone said I looked like an old goat. I stopped and loudly said, “I do no-o-o-o-o-o-t” (like a goat bleating). Preacher laughed so hard he could hadly deliver the sermon.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    <<<As you can see by my photo to the left, I have a full head of hair and no beard growth. If you examine closely, you will note, except for my sideburns, there are very few gray hairs on the top of my head.

    For some strange reason, they seem to concentrate in my facial hair, so I shave them off frequently…

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    route66paul  almost 9 years ago

    I identify with breasts, myself.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 9 years ago

    “Hair is the true identifier of mammals (not breasts!”.Mammals ~ mammariesNaked mole rat ~ still a mammal.

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    Tarredandfeathered  almost 9 years ago

    They Tried and Failed..Shave it Off.

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    Hu.e Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Those with the beard, accept the beard, bar those whom will not accept the beard!

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