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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 18, 2015
November 17, 2015
November 19, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Good morning, Benjamin! Hello, George! Looking good, Alexander! And you too, Abe!
Mr. Veeblefester: And how are you today, Ulysses?
Mr. Veeblefester: Some people talk to their plants. I talk to my money!
I kinda think Woodrow Wilson looks the best – his mug is on the $100,000 bill. Lessee, that would be at least as good looking as a thousand Benjamins . . .
Baarorso over 9 years ago
You talk to your money Veeblefester because it’s the only friend you’ve got!
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Maybe Veeblefester isn’t as rich as we thought. Either that or he’s not on speaking terms with Salmon P. Chase.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
I also talk to my money but they are all round ! Hello Abe ,hello Tom !
angelfiredragon over 9 years ago
I talk to mine too, usually its to say “goodbye” right after “hello”
prrdh over 9 years ago
Funny how Benjamin is the best looking of the bunch even though he’s been dead the longest.
Raider Red Premium Member over 9 years ago
I kinda think Woodrow Wilson looks the best – his mug is on the $100,000 bill. Lessee, that would be at least as good looking as a thousand Benjamins . . .
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Instead of being interested in his money I think he should be getting interest from his money.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
He forgot Andrew.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
I’m surprised that he has Washington. Why am not surprised that Veebs talks to his money?