COYOTE* You are obviously much older than I. Was that Bob Hope or Henny Youngman. Uncle Miltie would never sink so low.When you telegraph your jokes, don’t wait for the night rates.
^That reminds me of the flight attendant telling us: “in case of a water landing, your seat cushion becomes flotation device.” The guy next to me said, “Well if the seat can become a flotation device, why can’t the plane just become a boat?”
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Cheap joke; but then, what do you expect from from a five-gallon witch in a ten-gallon hat?
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Sombrero?” “Sí, señor.” “It’s very useful, isn’t it?” “Sí, señor.” “What can’t you do with a hat like that?” “See, señor.”
GreenJade over 14 years ago
That’s a good one Coyoty !! LOL
lewisbower over 14 years ago
COYOTE* You are obviously much older than I. Was that Bob Hope or Henny Youngman. Uncle Miltie would never sink so low.When you telegraph your jokes, don’t wait for the night rates.
cdward over 14 years ago
^That reminds me of the flight attendant telling us: “in case of a water landing, your seat cushion becomes flotation device.” The guy next to me said, “Well if the seat can become a flotation device, why can’t the plane just become a boat?”
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Nope - it’s a really tall bundt pan….here’s your sign
wicky over 14 years ago
Just look at the honker on that witch.
photoman022 over 14 years ago
the frog is prettier than Broomie–oh how it hurts!
ububobu over 14 years ago
@Lewreader - Coyoty’s clip sounds more like part of a Jack Benny/Mel Blank dialog.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“What fun is it being ‘cool’ if you can’t wear a sombrero?” – Hobbes
(I’d have included the panel where he says this, but I don’t know how to post images.)
bald over 14 years ago
if nothing else, it can be used as a flotation device
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
I can just see someone doing a Mexican dance on top of what they think is an empty hat. Of course, two seconds later I wouldn’t see him anymore.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lewreader and UBUBOBU, I did have Mel Blanc in mind when I wrote it.
Clark Kent, I used Windows’ Character Map utility to get the characters. I don’t have the Alt codes memorized.