Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 05, 2010

Saved yourself, didn’t you, gaylord?

Phylis Diller would be more your type Broomie.

Before casting, Broomie, you’ve got to get your script approved and purchased by a production company…. Then you can go after Angelina Jolie (yeah, right!).

Come on. It has to be Kathy Bates.

If not Angelina, try the Octomom.

I’d have Carol Kane (anyone remember Valerie in The Princess Bride?)

How can you insult the Sweetheart of the Enchanted Forest?

More likely Helena Bonham Carter. She seems to specialize in that sort of role http://search.freecause.com/?rm=click&mod=images&url=53616c7465645f5f52197df04ebf4c78a159b6f92a58e9c4a515cf96078aa8dda007a9e4d173fcec82df109e763180cb4692d052d68168d6e31cb70ae19cbe126feea2d76689c1480270b1cec71ed9c9bf595c76e04bbb627b8d4a72761082aad7cfec78e1fa9b57ffac9db947d6e5b9d7805e9761f45d46&clicktype=100&userid=24921041&toolid=60459

Margaret Hamilton in the Wizard of Oz, anyone?

Cloris Leachman?

Bette Midler

Joan Rivers

I was thinking along the lines of DeVito, too, Chikuku, but if there were some way to fuse him and Rhea Perlman into one…

Hmmm… They’re married, anyway. Do they have any kids who wanna enter show business?

It’s a shame Billy Barty isn’t still around; he would have been great at playing Broomie.

Judy Tenuda.