Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 12, 2010

The heartbreak of tentacle dysfunction…sniff…

Ugh! Those ”Smilein’ Bob” ads ARE everywhere!

no one should suffer from td

The worst part is when all eight of your tentacles are dysfunctional at the same time.

R. U. Sirius?

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I have a pair of tentacles. Oh, wait…

Lets’s skip to the end of the program and see what Andy Rooney looks like now.

Right you are Doctor Toon!!!

Yes, I can’t get my tentacles erect.

And my hectocotylus is killing me.

Yea, right. Like I’m going to tell that new young doctor I can’t grab and hold like I could when I was 150? Probably laughing at me with that sweet tentacle waving squidess in the supply room.

I understand the td can also be very painful.

but if it’s stiff for 3 hours and 57 minutes, you’re good to go

“Alien news program”? Are they broadcasting to Earth?

“60 light minutes” would be about 670 million miles.

Do they have the crabby guy, too - an alien Andy Rooney?

Does your tentacle dysfunction at inopportune times?

Do alien Lizard Men suffer from a reptile dysfunction?

Both Walgreens and CVS don’t seem to carry of any of the tentacle stuff. Plus my insurance no longer covers it.

Is it FDA insured & should I consult my Dr first ?

Do not use if you have tentacular cancer.

squiddly don’t do diddly?

A reference to Japanese tentacle porn?