Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2015

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    Squizzums  almost 9 years ago

    Hang on there! Oh. Duck in a box. Duck. Whew.

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    Rob Rex  almost 9 years ago

    I would buy a guard duck in a box.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Rat, get the duck out of here!

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    Squizzums  almost 9 years ago

    Toys R Us just shuttered its flagship store. You might as well try to get that thing into Gimbels or Abraham & Strauss.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    Rat looks more like heading towards Lawsuits Я Us.

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    knight1192a  almost 9 years ago

    Goat’s wrong. Nothing wrong about a duck in the box. Now Guard Duck in the box might be a bad idea, especially if that RPG has a hair trigger to it.

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    Adiraiju  almost 9 years ago

    That’s more a “home security device” than a toy…

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    Wow what an idea.Maybe Andy and Justin will add a crank to their box.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    if he can get those on the shelves before in-laws arrive on Christmas Eve, he’ll have a bestseller.

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    hariseldon59  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t think that toy is all it’s quacked up to be.

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Well, for a mercenary like Li’l Guard Duck, a job is a job, even if attached to a spring in a box. But he seems a little slow to fire his RPG today! I hope he’s not getting to be too old for his line of work….

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    macky87  almost 9 years ago

    It would sell well in Eugene Oregon. They love anything ‘Duck’. Just the opposite in Corvallis Oregon where Duck is considered a dirty word.

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    grampianlothian  almost 9 years ago

    there ought to be a quackdown on quack- in- a- box jokes

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    they’re going to think Rat is a terrorist

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    I wonder if LGD was confit in that box….

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    mammamoonbeam  almost 9 years ago

    355 mass shootings in US so far this year. Weaponry is no longer a laughing matter. IMHO

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    SkyFisher  almost 9 years ago

    I want one!

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    dre7861  almost 9 years ago

    Duck-in-a-Box: The New Fast Food Restaurant?

    Beware the hamburgers though because God knows what hill they came from.

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    eddie6192  almost 9 years ago

    Sad to say, but in this day and age, Rat would have lots of potential customers.

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    Sparkys44  almost 9 years ago

    For those of you in NY City… sad news: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/one-worlds-most-iconic-toy-164755817.html

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    æ²  almost 9 years ago

    That’s a Quack-in-a-box.

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    McGehee  almost 9 years ago

    It plays exactly the same tune as the one I had when I was little. Guess my mom must have given it to Stephan’s.

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    cdgar  almost 9 years ago

    Everything’s just Ducky as usual at PBS.

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    Goat should have got Rat to try it out on himself first.

    Oh well.

    xxx

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    Logical Duck  almost 9 years ago

    Rat found the ‘R’ that Pig was looking for yesterday.Although I thought it was Toys Я Us?

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    bmonk  almost 9 years ago

    Duck! It’s Duck-in-the-Box!

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    ♫♪All around in PBS landThe crocs they chased the ZebaSomeone gave him a musical boxBang! goes the Guard Duck.♫♪♫

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    abbybookcase  almost 9 years ago

    this is just ducky!

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  about 6 years ago

    B O O M

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    Press F for Toys-R-Us

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    brianastle  about 1 year ago

    So that’s why Toys R Us went out of business.

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