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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2015
November 26, 2015
November 28, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Ha! You landed on the "go directly to jail" space! Marigold: I will let down the Shield of Boringness, and let the guards bask in my loveliness until they cannot help but release me! Then I will charm the bank into giving me all the money, which I will graciously share with you. Phoebe: Cheating's more fun when we do it together. Marigold: We are not cheating: we are playing by unicorn rules.
Baarorso over 9 years ago
In other words, she’s just making rules up as she goes along.;-D
that_jedi_girl over 9 years ago
Wonder how Marigold would do with Fizbin.
Setriuno Premium Member over 9 years ago
So “unicorn rules” means that you bribe your opponent into letting you cheat
Brian Fink over 9 years ago
Jedi_Girl, you mean Unicorn-Fizbin? Even for Kirk, that would be the no-win scenario.
ctsignguy over 9 years ago
Marigold would be quite unbeatable in Calvinball….
DDrazen over 9 years ago
And Phoebe gets to yell “Hot box!”
Hag5000 over 9 years ago
I wonder if she’s going to charm Phoebe into paying Boardwalk rent for Baltic Avenue property.
Wichita10 over 9 years ago
One wonders how Unicorn Tiddlywinks Winks plays out.
LtPowers over 9 years ago
House rules Parcheesi.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see now.
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
If either Goldie of Feebs had any genuine wealth or power, I would say this was a horrible, horrible thing to teach a child.
But it’s just a board game, so instead I will go back to fantasizing The Donald in a specific scene from the movie Scanners.
HAL69 over 9 years ago
Candy Land, with the candy dragon barfing up candy?
strangeanimal about 9 years ago
Making me wake everyone up because laughing loudly. I /do/ prefer Unicorn rules however.
jerrica.benton333 about 1 year ago
i did that one time. it was pretty funny, theguards never actually put me ina cell i just hung out at the police station until morning and they told me i should go to the festival the next day and i quote:
“There will be lots of 18 year olds and alcohol; it’ll be a good place to get arrested. We hope to see you back in here tomorrow night!”
bwahahahaKark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 9 months ago
I didn’t know unicorns played Monopoly. :)