Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2015

In other words, she’s just making rules up as she goes along.;-D

Wonder how Marigold would do with Fizbin.

So “unicorn rules” means that you bribe your opponent into letting you cheat

Jedi_Girl, you mean Unicorn-Fizbin? Even for Kirk, that would be the no-win scenario.

Marigold would be quite unbeatable in Calvinball….

And Phoebe gets to yell “Hot box!”

I wonder if she’s going to charm Phoebe into paying Boardwalk rent for Baltic Avenue property.

One wonders how Unicorn Tiddlywinks Winks plays out.

House rules Parcheesi.

I see now.

If either Goldie of Feebs had any genuine wealth or power, I would say this was a horrible, horrible thing to teach a child.

But it’s just a board game, so instead I will go back to fantasizing The Donald in a specific scene from the movie Scanners.

Candy Land, with the candy dragon barfing up candy?

Making me wake everyone up because laughing loudly. I /do/ prefer Unicorn rules however.

i did that one time. it was pretty funny, theguards never actually put me ina cell i just hung out at the police station until morning and they told me i should go to the festival the next day and i quote:

“There will be lots of 18 year olds and alcohol; it’ll be a good place to get arrested. We hope to see you back in here tomorrow night!”

I didn’t know unicorns played Monopoly. :)