Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 28, 2015

Then why is a flat beverage…. GAHHHH!

Just wait till she discovers sparkling wine…

Your sparkle is secure, Marigold.

Soda. Pop is your Dad.

In The City of Atlanta, it is Coke

I’d like grape soda flat. Flat cola..ehh, not so much, depending on the weather.

Of course, Marigold would rather have flat pop. There’s no way she would stop belching.

BUUURRRPPPP!!

Phoebe, however, would just LOVE to hear just that.

Everyone I know always just called them “drinks”. Otherwise, where I live they’re either “soda” or “coke”.

Around here we call it “soda.” When I lived in Michigan, most people called it it “pop,” but I still said “soda.”

Now we just need someone to mention the “No Coke. Pepsi.” sketches from SNL. RIP John Belushi.

I know, right? But if the place I go to has no grape juice but instead, grape soda—or with a soda vending machine, the Grape Fantas—I’ll get it, shake it to dispense some of the CO2, and drink.

Nothing will ever out sparkle you.

I also like flat soda, Fizz gives me hiccups, and my hiccups really hurt.