Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 2015
December 23, 2015
December 25, 2015
Transcript:
Mike: Mr. Shapiro, why is this door steel-plated? Agent: It's part of the neighborhood's colorful past, son. There used to be a lot of drug dealers in the area before it was cleaned up. The dealers conducted business through slots in armored doors. Great story to tell visiting friends, huh? Voice: Yeah? Agent: Whoops, still there! Well, I'm sure his lease expires soon.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Don’t worry, Mike; I’m sure your neighbor will bring you a cake when you move in.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Run, Mike…
cripplious over 8 years ago
With mike’s perchance of not understanding social cues he’ll wear that poor citizen down
Pointspread over 8 years ago
Free enterprise.
montessoriteacher over 8 years ago
Merry Christmas Eve!
montessoriteacher over 8 years ago
Nice to see you back LWP!
montessoriteacher over 8 years ago
Also, Merry Festivus for the rest of us!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
@Scratchy18 May the piece of Christ be with you!
“Are you a cannibal?”.Sounds like a transubstantiation discussion. I don’t keep up with Catholic Theology, since they are subject to change with each new pope, but :transubstantiation the conversion of the substance of the Eucharistic elements into the body and blood of Christ at consecration, only the appearances of bread and wine still remaining...(Totally separate from the unlikely event “peace” was intended)
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
ask if he has any apple sauce.It should confuse him enough to make him not pull the trigger.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s the NRA Welcome Wagon.