Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2010

Sure, I’ll try a bottle.

I seem to recall Barticle35 telling me he once took a class on spoon-bending.

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/yes-we-feel-love_07.html

Potential pervs? What about the fully actualized ones?

That look on her face just bent *my* spoon.

I must be too tired. I don’t get it.

I seem to recall Barticle35 telling me he once took a class on spoon-bending.

Yes, he did. It actually works by a form of hypnosis.

Manitobaman. You need to type this cartoon into the Frog Applause Translator. Who is the guy that usually does this? Roto-Rootifer? Robifer? Something like that.

How can you make a spoon sleepy? Isn’t that what hypnosis does?

She looks like a hard-sell.

With that look on her face, I think she needs some stool softener.

Ain’t nothin’ metal ‘bout wachoo be thinkin’ on, Carny!

Shoo! Leave the lady alone!

Call a doctor if your spoon doesn’t go limp within four hours.

Spoons are highly suggestible.

Looks like she could use some mood softener.

I used the metal softener on my music collection and now everything sounds like Manilow…….

her name was Lola, she was a showgirl……

@itchybacon - I am on the road and I didn’t have time to type the entire caption from today’s FA into the FAT. However, I did run “itchybacon” through the mill and here’s what the FAT came up with:

“Sluggish mongrel too lazy to do his own typing who masks his own inadequacies by mocking the noble names of the venerable/venerated (but that’s just how he rolls)”

If that “Lady” striking the skeptical/guarded pose would just use plasticware (such as, oh, I don’t know, a spork?), then metal softener wouldn’t be required for any of SkeptoGuard’s utensil-bending needs.

Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano! Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano Go, go, go you mixed up sicialiano…

Just $19.95! Order now and receive a second metal softener free! And that’s not all! We will also throw in this FREE micro fiber cloth applicator! Act now as supplies are limited!!

THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU ARE CRAZY ALONG WITH THE WRITER OF THIS STRIP BUT I READ IT JUST TO SEE WHAT THE COMENTS WILL BE

THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU ARE CRAZY ALONG WITH THE WRITER OF THIS STRIP BUT I READ IT JUST TO SEE WHAT THE COMENTS WILL BE

Personally, I read the strip to see the comets.

Welcome OLDDOG82. Whatever brings you here is a good thing. Just stop SHOUTING, will ya? The FA experience is strip + comments + blog.

As for the woman in the cartoon: IF LOOKS COULD KILL.

I don’t know about softening metal, but that look would freeze water.

Everyone’s right about her expression and pose. Rotifer suggests she use plasticware, I’m thinking, preferably, something that vibrates.

Busted! I’d tell you to behave yourself Teresa, but I think it’s actually my fault a complaint was filed with the hall monitor. A case of transference, although I’m at a loss as to the connection between my transgression (imaginary) and yours (probably imaginary too).

Hugh B. Hayve: Rattlesnake?