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Liz: C'mon, Jon, stop moping about that bully.
Jon: I should have defended your honor!
Liz: Jon...I don't want a big, strong man... I want YOU.
Jon: Really?
Garfield: They deserve each other.
I donât think BannanaSlug gets down to the ole swimminâ hole too much. Compared to what I see a lot of women wearing at the pool, Lizâs swimsuit is downright modest.
As for your underwear, BannanSlug, the only underwear that might cover more than Lizâs swimsuit would be something my grandmother might have worn and she would be about 120 years old if she were still alive. So far as I can tell, most womenâs undergarments cover about the same thing as Lizâs swimsuit. Please just lighten up a little.
âLiz, I donât want a hot, beautiful woman. I want YOU!â But then maybe Jon isnât as dumb as he looks.
(The recent episode of the TV series âMad Menâ made fun of the prudish hypocrites running a bathing-suit company who sold two-piece suits but considered those new-fangled bikinis offensive. Great show. I recommend it to BananaSlug whose attitude reminds me of my great-grandmother who died in 1950 at age 96.)
I donât know about the rest of you, but I find this oddly heartwarming.
And I donât know about pschearer and certain other detractors, but I think BananaSlug has a degree of common sense that most of this generation has lost. Weâre just so inured on and off the beach to bodily exposure that we donât think through what the cumulative efrfect does to us.
Heâs not big and heâs not strong - no insult there.
On top of it, âbig, strongâ men tend to come with âbig, strongâ egos which is just a real pain in the neck. Liz is a smart woman - she knows and treasures whatâs most important in a man - the quality of his heart.
If JR is the JW that gets the first hit on Google, then his response to the exposure of some female skin is understandable considering the historical attitude of the most religiously inhibited people to the female body.
Itâs not a long step from condemning bikinis to requiring burqas at the beach. Itâs all the same world-view. Glorify the soul and condemn the body, especially those sinful females.
(And if JR is not that JW, he still sounds like a prude. âIn olden a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shockingâ, as the song goes. At least my great-granny had an excuse, being born in the 1850s.)
I donât know why I never seen it before but Jon could be another Radar OâRiley from MASH This strip brings back a memory where a new nurse tells RadarâŠâI like you when your unimpressiveâ
pschearer - I have to strongly disagree. First JR is definately not JW and second a little modesty is not the same as prudish. Some of us do understand the male mind (even if just a little) and know the kinds of thoughts men have when seeing that much of a woman. I donât want my spouse thinking of any woman that way, except for me. That isnât to say that I want women covered from head to toe either, though. I do understand that this is a beach and Lizâs atire is typical of the beach. I also have to agree that her suit covers about the same amount as my undergarments.
The world is full of temptations, and scandalous is relative to what weâre used to. If the idea is to protect women by protecting men, there is no âsafeâ degree of coverage. If we were covered from head to toe, the sight of an ankle would incite a riot. So the next step is to keep us home? Good luck with that.
Lizâs attire is not in the least scandalous. It is perfectly appropriate to this day and time.
But more importantly, it is a statement: âI look good for this guy and Iâm proud of him!â
Jon, get over your guilt, youâre on the right track. Donât let any jealous insecure fool derail you, lest you lose the precious gift that you have. Learn to recognize bullies and be ready for them.
Control freaks abound - women like Liz do not.
I, for one, want to see you happy.
Ladyhawk: Men like that donât need to see âthat much of a womanâ. They leer at women in t shirts and capris. They are jerks. As far as Liz not being modest. You should take a trip down to our local beach (and itâs a big family area).. Liz wouldnât even draw a glance in that suit. Even the young mothers with toddlers are more scantily dressed than she is. (I donât think itâs appropriate but iâm in my 60âs and my opinion doesnât count) Then you have the guys (usually older) prancing around in their ill fitting Speedos, UGH!!!
In fact, guys, there is one part of the male brain that lights up when he sees a woman dressed like that. He then has a choice: He can either follow his desires, going against the wishes of God and his wife/girlfriend, or he can resist the temptation. That is why itâs morally wrong for a woman to dress seductively. She can cause him to stray.
That being said, I donât particularly mind bikinis if theyâre being worn to swim in. But sunbathers really donât need to dress that way. I know itâs to stop tan lines, but not many people are going to be looking at your back, stomach, chest, etc. unless you choose to allow them to.
In which case, you are being immodest.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
I wonder when Jon will realize that he has been insulted by Liz.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
She likes wimps Jon.
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
Odies back!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Jon, consider yourself a lucky guy.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Jon surely is happy.
linsonl over 14 years ago
All that sand must be a catâs dream.
lindonc over 14 years ago
the bully is the wimp making someone look bad to look better makes you a sad wimp
peter0423 over 14 years ago
True. But whoâs going to tell him that? :)
BananaSlug over 14 years ago
Donât worry, Jon; she doesnât have much honor anyway, running âround near-naked. The underwear I have on right now is less revealing than that.
OK, Iâm ranting. But if nothing else, dressing like that is going to ATTRACT jerks, and Jon will be a pancake by the dayâs end.
If she was actually SWIMMING, of courseâŠ
davecancer over 14 years ago
This chic must be desperate
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Jon, youâre fine being yourself. Sheâs impressed with what you have going.
replay1111 over 14 years ago
Aw how heartwarming. :)
TexTech over 14 years ago
I donât think BannanaSlug gets down to the ole swimminâ hole too much. Compared to what I see a lot of women wearing at the pool, Lizâs swimsuit is downright modest.
As for your underwear, BannanSlug, the only underwear that might cover more than Lizâs swimsuit would be something my grandmother might have worn and she would be about 120 years old if she were still alive. So far as I can tell, most womenâs undergarments cover about the same thing as Lizâs swimsuit. Please just lighten up a little.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
âLiz, I donât want a hot, beautiful woman. I want YOU!â But then maybe Jon isnât as dumb as he looks.
(The recent episode of the TV series âMad Menâ made fun of the prudish hypocrites running a bathing-suit company who sold two-piece suits but considered those new-fangled bikinis offensive. Great show. I recommend it to BananaSlug whose attitude reminds me of my great-grandmother who died in 1950 at age 96.)
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I donât know about the rest of you, but I find this oddly heartwarming.
And I donât know about pschearer and certain other detractors, but I think BananaSlug has a degree of common sense that most of this generation has lost. Weâre just so inured on and off the beach to bodily exposure that we donât think through what the cumulative efrfect does to us.
bestis2come over 14 years ago
Heâs not big and heâs not strong - no insult there. On top of it, âbig, strongâ men tend to come with âbig, strongâ egos which is just a real pain in the neck. Liz is a smart woman - she knows and treasures whatâs most important in a man - the quality of his heart.
BudLyte over 14 years ago
Imagine the look on Jonâs face when Liz takes her top off!
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
If JR is the JW that gets the first hit on Google, then his response to the exposure of some female skin is understandable considering the historical attitude of the most religiously inhibited people to the female body.
Itâs not a long step from condemning bikinis to requiring burqas at the beach. Itâs all the same world-view. Glorify the soul and condemn the body, especially those sinful females.
(And if JR is not that JW, he still sounds like a prude. âIn olden a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shockingâ, as the song goes. At least my great-granny had an excuse, being born in the 1850s.)
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
I donât know why I never seen it before but Jon could be another Radar OâRiley from MASH This strip brings back a memory where a new nurse tells RadarâŠâI like you when your unimpressiveâ
JudyCuddy over 14 years ago
Odie! Good to see you back.
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
Apparently, Liz doesnât judge a book by its cover, which is a good thing.
GeneGene over 14 years ago
I think the only reason Liz goes with Jon is because of Garfied and Odie after all she is a vet!
ldyhwkd over 14 years ago
pschearer - I have to strongly disagree. First JR is definately not JW and second a little modesty is not the same as prudish. Some of us do understand the male mind (even if just a little) and know the kinds of thoughts men have when seeing that much of a woman. I donât want my spouse thinking of any woman that way, except for me. That isnât to say that I want women covered from head to toe either, though. I do understand that this is a beach and Lizâs atire is typical of the beach. I also have to agree that her suit covers about the same amount as my undergarments.
bestis2come over 14 years ago
The world is full of temptations, and scandalous is relative to what weâre used to. If the idea is to protect women by protecting men, there is no âsafeâ degree of coverage. If we were covered from head to toe, the sight of an ankle would incite a riot. So the next step is to keep us home? Good luck with that. Lizâs attire is not in the least scandalous. It is perfectly appropriate to this day and time. But more importantly, it is a statement: âI look good for this guy and Iâm proud of him!â Jon, get over your guilt, youâre on the right track. Donât let any jealous insecure fool derail you, lest you lose the precious gift that you have. Learn to recognize bullies and be ready for them. Control freaks abound - women like Liz do not. I, for one, want to see you happy.
pattybf over 14 years ago
Ladyhawk: Men like that donât need to see âthat much of a womanâ. They leer at women in t shirts and capris. They are jerks. As far as Liz not being modest. You should take a trip down to our local beach (and itâs a big family area).. Liz wouldnât even draw a glance in that suit. Even the young mothers with toddlers are more scantily dressed than she is. (I donât think itâs appropriate but iâm in my 60âs and my opinion doesnât count) Then you have the guys (usually older) prancing around in their ill fitting Speedos, UGH!!!
benbrilling over 14 years ago
Big strong men are high maintenance.
pattybf over 14 years ago
bestis2come:
You are absolutely right, Bravo!
GottaGiggle over 14 years ago
Lizâs top looks more filled out in the center panel, than in the first and third ones. Hmmmm! How did that happen?
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yes, they do deserve each other. And thatâs a good thing.
NeenerNeener over 14 years ago
In fact, guys, there is one part of the male brain that lights up when he sees a woman dressed like that. He then has a choice: He can either follow his desires, going against the wishes of God and his wife/girlfriend, or he can resist the temptation. That is why itâs morally wrong for a woman to dress seductively. She can cause him to stray.
That being said, I donât particularly mind bikinis if theyâre being worn to swim in. But sunbathers really donât need to dress that way. I know itâs to stop tan lines, but not many people are going to be looking at your back, stomach, chest, etc. unless you choose to allow them to. In which case, you are being immodest.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
I know this is from 3 years ago but why is Garfield not smiling????!!!!!!
TheComicFan almost 4 years ago
Liz is insulting Jon by saying he is not a big strong man (even if we know he isnât)