Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2015
December 08, 2015
December 10, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: Did you handle the escaped children? If we ice them before 5 P.M., Our employer will give us a Dave and Buster's gift card! Woman: There was a slight problem, Hawaiian. I was just about to nab them when I heard an anxious whimper and then was tackled by an orange-and-white blob of fur! It... it started to bite me, but then I realized it was going after the Cheetos I had in my coat pocket. Voice: AGGGH! What did I tell you? Accomplish mission first, snack after!
Rob Rex about 9 years ago
If she had had snausages in her pocket she probably wouldn’t have lived to tell the tale.
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
At least TNT has his priorities in order.
Wichita10 about 9 years ago
Well, at LEAST he missed the dip in the hip pocket.
Mad Sci about 9 years ago
Evidently TNT disguised his ferocious growl quite well.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Who knew assassinating children could work up an appetite?
nboady about 9 years ago
A Dave & Buster’s gift card! Their employer is a big spender.
Badeyes about 9 years ago
Words to live by Mr Hawaiian, words to live by…
StoicLion1973 about 9 years ago
TNT was true to his word, he let out an anxious whimper.