Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 10, 2015

U R out of UR league, Gary.

Yore clothes tell us you’re not sure of your centuries, Gary…

He thinks these are the days of “yore.”

At least he left his ewer at home.

Nobody asked you, ma’am.

He looks dated already.

Gary, you’re carrying your straw while dressed like in days of yore. Half a nice day.

On his way to audition for the new Led Zepplin album.

The misplaced “only” makes the joke risque. She meant “I date only…”

How nice that somebody has brought attention to this widespread stupidity. If you think it is not a problem, just scan through a page of “comments” on Yahoo news or such…I am pretty sure that an announcer on Disney channel says “Your watching the Disney channel.” That’s what it sounds like anyway.

P.S. An even worse problem is “their, there, and they’re.” Trust me. Texting is causing more problems than just car wrecks. Or Rex.

Trying to dump Gary the peasant is feudal.

And by the way, my eyes are up here!

One I don’t understand is how commonly “loose” is used instead of “lose”. Can’t blame laziness – it’s 25% more letters!

Winch

Gary only knows the difference between thou and thine. He’s revolting. .

The REALl problem here is that the poor woman has eyes in her forehead. Or is that forhead? Fourhead? I find that just too creepy. I mean to creepy…no no, two creepy. Help me, I’m loosing it. Sorry, losing it. Sigh….

His name should be ’ Larry The Rube ’…

thought yore was redneck for your

Talk about born in the wrong century.

“Your sure I’m not you’re type?”

I’ll bet she’s similarly fussy about its and it’s (a pet peeve of mine).