The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 14, 2015

Is that what you call a “stucco” ceiling?

Could’ve been worse. At least it’s not a waterbed.

bring in the blindfolded kid with a stick.

I didn’t wanna do it – he made me – I told him you told us not to – but then he called me spineless.

They are porcupines, not monkeys.

They were messing up the quilt.

What a couple of little pricks.

Awesome now, wait til I show you how I get you down from there.

How stuck up can you get?

That’s great!

You’ve all outdone yourselves today! Laugh riot,

I trust that’s not a waterbed….

I’ll get you down after your nap.

♪♫Mother was stuck to the ceilingAnd the kids were stuck to the floorYou never saw such a bloomin’ family So stuck up before♪♫.When Father Papered the Parlour — British music hall song.

This is the funniest Argyle Sweater ever!

Awesome!

… and the doctor said, “No more porcupines jumping on the bed!”