Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 12, 2015

Riddled with puzzling confusion.

By the time you finish reading this menu card, you’re no longer hungry…

Serving pretzel logic all day long.

Dogsniff, king of the one liners…..I used to play a conundrum in the marching band at half time…

If you have reservations, don’t eat here.

Never could figure it out…

They have neither fish nor fowl,So you’ll have to fish or cut bait.

I’m a pony!

I’ve got half a mind to eat somewhere else

This reminded me of an upscale boutique in the old Blackstone Hotel in Ft. Worth, Texas.The lady thought she had a boutique named the “Carousel”, She didn’t. Her boutique was advertised out front in letters 2 feet high, as the “Carousal.”

Captain Eddie’s cat may or may not be there.

Also on the menu is a riddle, smothered with enigma, wrapped in a mystery.

They are so slow, it started off as an egg ……

Sadly, this is the state of US Gov’t…. ALWAYS, no matter who or what or which “ruling party” is sitting there, so don’t try to name names, they are ALL in on it……

I’ll have the conundrum wrapped in an enigma please, no mayo.

Schroedinger’s restaurant?

Don’t bother ordering decaf. Whether there is or is not caffeine in your coffee will not become reality until you try to sleep later.

But on the positive side, it’s all-you-can-eat, because you can keep eating half of your remaining meal at a time and never finish.

It is all relative and contingent on those aspects of undetermined ‘happenstances’ within the realm whatever.

I think you could if you tried, and I’m glad you didn’t. Self-restraint is admirable.

“The Health Department closed us. But what does ‘closed’ really mean?”

I’ll be all the food is half baked……

Does it come with free nausea and a trip to the emergency room?

Quantum flux diner, eat at it or don’t..I would think you could do both!

No, it’s the chicken. God can make a chicken, but he can’t lay an egg.

As the late great Yogi Berra might have said, “Nobody goes the—it’s too crowded.”