Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 23, 2015

I thought that was supposed to be a lamp.

Meet Naughty…Victoria’s Secret Santa…not your average elf on a shelf.

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

That’s a sight I’m never going to be able to scrub out of my brain.

Scarred for life – THANK YOU!!

We haven’t talked about ‘brain bleach’ in awhile. I think it is needed here.

But why is his head on backwards?

Meet Samantha Clause

I need a lot of brain bleach!!

" I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus "

Where did he get that outfit ? Victor/Victoria secerts ?

He got a special order from Frederick’s of Hollywood?