those conchologists are real heart breakers.
they court you, they woo you,
and then they drop you in a bag with all the rest and move
on to the next one
My friend Teresa’s inclination toward erudition has drawn her to CLINICAL conchology. My other friend (yes, I have 2) - Honorary Key West Mayor Sammie “Gonzo” Mays - explains PRACTICAL conchophilia >>>HERE<<<
margueritem over 14 years ago
One who studies conchs?
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Yes, actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchology
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
I wonder if this phobia has some kind of fancy Latin name?
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Barticle35 has been immortalized on Frog Blog!
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/yes-we-feel-love_08.html
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I want conch fritters, fries, a locally brewed lager, oysters, clams, coleslaw and a happy little smile.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Why? Did a garlic-buttered escargot suddenly rise up and smite you upon the lips? Is that why you’re covering your face?
margueritem over 14 years ago
Interesting article, Flight Suit.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Don’t look now, but there is a gastropod upon your shoulder…
whaletail over 14 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/conchol
Teresa seems to know a lot of unusual people.
Fred Kuechenmeister over 14 years ago
there’s a fuzzy clam joke here some where, just can’t finger out how to put it…..
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
those conchologists are real heart breakers. they court you, they woo you, and then they drop you in a bag with all the rest and move on to the next one
.bastards!
drbob456 over 14 years ago
You see one conchologist, you’ve seen ‘em all . http://www.listeningtoghosts.com pg 159.
Thomas R. Williams over 14 years ago
She should scrutinize the credentials very carefully before she allows anyone to examine her conchae.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago
My friend Teresa’s inclination toward erudition has drawn her to CLINICAL conchology. My other friend (yes, I have 2) - Honorary Key West Mayor Sammie “Gonzo” Mays - explains PRACTICAL conchophilia >>>HERE<<<
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
The way I hear it, conchologists deserve what they get.
Thanks for my moment of fame, fleeting though it was! I think I actually had a shirt like that when I was that age.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
I would say that anyone who’s spent his life studying the half domes over apses cannot be trusted.
(Thanks for the reference, NoMo.)
chupahead over 14 years ago
Never trust an undeserving conchologist. They can be very Nauti
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
It will be forever on her conchience. Even if it was conch-sensual. It may affect her mantle health.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Re 7/10: You’d best do it quickly, my boy….
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Frog Applause, Sat. 10 VII 10 [courtesy of the Frog Blog–must be hung up on that server again!]:
improvising tumbling should be considered hazardous to your good posture and social standing!