Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 22, 2016

  1. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “I only drug the free-ride cows. Gas, grass or whatever, Nobody rides for free.”-Bill Jefferston Closedbe, All around good person and author of “Seeds of Bull: In it Up to My Shoulders”

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    The Old Wolf  almost 9 years ago

    “Meanwhile, cows treated with the genetically engineered hormone have a 25 percent increase in udder infections (mastitis) and a 50 percent increase in lameness.”

    Keep rBGH away from Frog Applause, it’s already lame enough for my needs.

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    I’ve seen Vladimir Putin ride a bear, and you’re no Vladimir Putin!This is just another reason validating my choice to give up drinking milk a long time ago….

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  4. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    @:3hourtourEach must learn. Not all will learn the same. I will learn to delegate and rule. You will learn to serve and to be docile and obedient. Unless you are on drugs, of course.

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    prince valiant Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    You’ll be hearing from Monsanto soon….

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    coltish1  almost 9 years ago

    Clearly a man of principles. And maybe a little saddle soreness.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    NEVER!!!! (Sorry, I need my dairy and meat. Yummmmy.)

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    Tinman Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    That’s why I never drink pink milk

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 9 years ago

    You, Sir, are no cowboy!!!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 9 years ago

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    6turtle9  almost 9 years ago

    I gave up the cow long ago as well. I don’t even miss milk a little bit anymore; there are plenty of alternatives, but cheese, oh my god CHEESE! Fortunately I love me some goat and sheeps cheezy.

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  13. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Milk is shipped in bulk to processing centers, where the milk solids are separated from the fluid portions. Milk is then reconstructed using the fats previously extracted, in precise proportions of milk fat to water, pasteurized and distributed for sale. Some of the milk fat is kept for use in cheese and butter products. If you have ever had raw, unpasteurized milk, fresh and unprocessed, you could never mistake it for what you find on your grocer’s dairy section shelves.

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  14. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    For the thirst shall be the last and the last shall shape the shoe. But a shoe is not a foot, and the cobbler’s children go barefoot.

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    Jkiss  almost 9 years ago

    The cow looks as if she might send the wannabe cowboy on a trip over the moon. I’ll bet the bunny dogs will laugh to see such a sport as the dish hits on the spoon.

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