Pickles by Brian Crane for December 17, 2015

Make very sure which end of the dog Nelson used it for!

Nelson should of spoken a little bit sooner.

At least he gave her lip balm, instead of glue stick.

Our youngest daughter used a perfume stick for lip-balm for about a week, Olive oil, Opal. It’s inexpensive and everybody has it in the house.

Years ago I had a girlfriend super-glue her eye shut. She woke up in the middle of the night and thought it was Visine eye drops.

I don’t understand why people keep the super glue near eye drops, lip balm or anything else you are going to use on your person - but so many do.

My dermatologist swears by Aquaphor Healing Ointment. It’s great on chapped lips, too. Chapsticks have a bunch of wax in them.

I now know someone who just landed on the naughty list!

I always have to use Vaseline for my lips. They are always dry. It doesn’t matter what time of the year it is.

Very annoying.

xxx

Original Udder Balm or Bag Balm works best for the hands, face and lips. For all else, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for everything else.

If he didn’t know what it was, why did he already use it for its intended purpose?

oops

Whasthuhmatta? It’s all in the family.

This reminds me of my husband’s cousin that went to her Uncle’s house and said, “Do you notice your cat is smiling more?” He said,“No, why?” She said, “The last time I was here, I brushed her teeth with your toothbrush!” Yep, that went over like a lead balloon. >^00^<

Udder, Bag, Butt - do you know where YOUR balm has been?!!