Herman by Jim Unger for December 28, 2015

Good plan.

Because someone with more money probably has enough sense to not marry anyone with a brat like you,

We always said whoever left first had to take the kids. The funny part is the kids thought we were joking.

Guess he doesn’t think dad can hear…………..

My mother thought she was marrying into money. You have no idea how funny that is.

Thus spake the baggage.

“You don’t marry for money. You divorce for money.”…

We all had more money before we had kids

He was the best I could do with these looks.

Mom’s thinking, “That kid can read my mind!”

“Mothers’ Little Helper "? And he’s still a pill !