Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 11, 2010

How about the tights part…?

If the sequins are on the outside, the tights aren’t bad either.

If you don’t have superpowers, you won’t be getting my sequins!

I don’t have superpowers and I don’t like wearing anything. I would consider a cape though if it would help me fly. I have a built in rudder for directional control.

Toe straightener

If it’s done without surgery, then what happened to the sixth toe in the first picture?

Oh.

things are just DIFFerent down there, aren’t they?

no, not down under- just down- there

coyoty,

I really hate it when people see the details I miss.

I thought I had escaped the lunatic asylum. Obviously I shouldn’t think..USFELLERS, everyone here in Ward D wears his tightly whiteys outside their pants. Otherwise others would not recognize our superpowers and wouldn’t play jacks with us.

I subscribed to a very expensive correspondence course that offered a guaranteed step-by-step plan to acquire super powers. When it failed to work, I tried to get a refund, but was denied. It seems I did the lessons out of sequins.

I should not be here. I should WALK two miles to the fireworks (Timely presented by Public Works), go Oooo & Ahhhh!. Then I should return home, and wrap myself in bed and book. Tomorrow I should call Public Works and ask where I can recycle this machine that has driven me stark raving mad. I blame my insanity on Teresa to nobody’s surprise. If you visit, I like yellow jello.

Here is a political cartoon I just drew. I hope y’all like it:

http://chevronshills.blogspot.com/2010/07/chevron-executive-tours-ecuador.html

Flagged that spucking fammer!