Close to Home by John McPherson for July 26, 2010

Sounds like an atomic wedgie to me.

I was thinking “Dentistry Camp.”

I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

The donut’s that they serve you, they say are mighty fine. but one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine, oh I don’t wanna go to girl scout camp!

Wait a minute It stopped hailing Kids are swimming Kids are sailing Playing baseball Gee that’s better Mudda Fadda kindly Disreguard dis letter.

Yeah, but I still walked around in damp moldy clothes for two weeks that wouldn’t dry on the clothesline under the hemlocks. And that rash stayed all summer. That non-poisonous spider bite got big as a baseball.

Camp Itch ‘N Scratch, 11 Poison Sumac Way LOL

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but next week when he realizes he is going home in 4 days he is going to complain that he doesn’t want to leave

They sent me to one where I was supposed to learn how to think more efficiently and attentively, but it felt like a concentration camp.

shouldn’t that be “mom, moooom, mooooooooooooommmy”

Sounds like he’s channeling Sam Kineson!

i say send them all to camp crystal lake