I offer a service. I have a talent. I am highly trained in analog and digital audio systems and communications. I will, for a small fee, find and remove background and phone hold sound systems and beat them with a big hammer until nobody is ever tempted to reconnect it. I charge extra if the office staff insists on assisting me. I know your address and am waiting for a call.
I love Jim Cantore too. It isn’t a hurricane until he stands in knee deep water and 100 mile-an-hour wind and shouts: “This is officially a hurricane folks!”
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
I offer a service. I have a talent. I am highly trained in analog and digital audio systems and communications. I will, for a small fee, find and remove background and phone hold sound systems and beat them with a big hammer until nobody is ever tempted to reconnect it. I charge extra if the office staff insists on assisting me. I know your address and am waiting for a call.
joeatwork212 about 6 years ago
It bothers me to hear Hold/Elevator music that was Top 40 when I was a kid. Especially if it’s Hendrix.
BlitzMcD about 6 years ago
Joy would be elated these days. That sort of music on CD can be found in abundance now at garage sales and in thrift stores.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Arthur Fiedler (r.i.p.) plays The Beatles is the new muzak. Get with it.
posstockhoarder about 6 years ago
Hell on earth! At the Pennys’!
mfrasca about 6 years ago
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/516/stuck-in-the-middle
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 6 years ago
I love Jim Cantore too. It isn’t a hurricane until he stands in knee deep water and 100 mile-an-hour wind and shouts: “This is officially a hurricane folks!”
lenrph about 6 years ago
Really, now, we need a t-shirt store that sells all their shirts.