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I offer a service. I have a talent. I am highly trained in analog and digital audio systems and communications. I will, for a small fee, find and remove background and phone hold sound systems and beat them with a big hammer until nobody is ever tempted to reconnect it. I charge extra if the office staff insists on assisting me. I know your address and am waiting for a call.
I love Jim Cantore too. It isn’t a hurricane until he stands in knee deep water and 100 mile-an-hour wind and shouts: “This is officially a hurricane folks!”
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
I offer a service. I have a talent. I am highly trained in analog and digital audio systems and communications. I will, for a small fee, find and remove background and phone hold sound systems and beat them with a big hammer until nobody is ever tempted to reconnect it. I charge extra if the office staff insists on assisting me. I know your address and am waiting for a call.
joeatwork212 over 6 years ago
It bothers me to hear Hold/Elevator music that was Top 40 when I was a kid. Especially if it’s Hendrix.
BlitzMcD over 6 years ago
Joy would be elated these days. That sort of music on CD can be found in abundance now at garage sales and in thrift stores.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 6 years ago
Arthur Fiedler (r.i.p.) plays The Beatles is the new muzak. Get with it.
posstockhoarder over 6 years ago
Hell on earth! At the Pennys’!
mfrasca over 6 years ago
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/516/stuck-in-the-middle
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 6 years ago
I love Jim Cantore too. It isn’t a hurricane until he stands in knee deep water and 100 mile-an-hour wind and shouts: “This is officially a hurricane folks!”
lenrph over 6 years ago
Really, now, we need a t-shirt store that sells all their shirts.