“A good sneeze or two and you’ll have plenty left over…..”
and even less if you put the ham in the frig….!
Personally, I’d be cutting off really thick slices of that ham.
This goon squad is obviously well-versed in the ticklish craft of doling out portions….especially when said food’s “on them”………
Maybe they should make their guests bring their own food, eating utensils and plates! Think of the money that would save.
The hostess with the leastess.
Not true at all. It’s human nature to take more than you need. Making their own is a sure way to let them get all your ham!
I’d check the expiration date on the ham, probably came out of the mark down bin.
Put soap in the food. The guests hardly eat anything.
Whatever way that they handle my food the least. Maybe I’ll just bring my own can of Spam.
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
“A good sneeze or two and you’ll have plenty left over…..”
InTraining Premium Member about 5 years ago
and even less if you put the ham in the frig….!
HarryLime Premium Member about 5 years ago
Personally, I’d be cutting off really thick slices of that ham.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 5 years ago
This goon squad is obviously well-versed in the ticklish craft of doling out portions….especially when said food’s “on them”………
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Maybe they should make their guests bring their own food, eating utensils and plates! Think of the money that would save.
Ontman about 5 years ago
The hostess with the leastess.
tcayer about 5 years ago
Not true at all. It’s human nature to take more than you need. Making their own is a sure way to let them get all your ham!
circleM about 5 years ago
I’d check the expiration date on the ham, probably came out of the mark down bin.
ScottHolman about 5 years ago
Put soap in the food. The guests hardly eat anything.
oldsmkysyvr about 5 years ago
Whatever way that they handle my food the least. Maybe I’ll just bring my own can of Spam.