The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 16, 2023

Give it a couple days…the green ring around her wrist will be so pretty by lamplight. All those poor girls that are given an " enhanced" diamond from stores like Zales, the sparkle only lasts 25 to 20 years. Then they turn into slightly gray glass. I have my MEL’S 50th anniversary ring. It’s no better looking than a glass bottle would be.

Imitation zirconia – two steps from the real thing!

He must be using Brad Pitt’s brand……

fake gags

Jer’s wearin’ “Ew” de Unflushed Toilet today……..

Looks like Joy’s diamonds are zirconia. And her zirconia are glass. And her glass is plastic!

Sorry. I’ve just been overwhelmed by a vast wave of sympathy. You may have missed it, but the last item on the To-Do list suggests some chiropractor somewhere will be having to lay hands on these creatures.

Whoops, I didn’t see the “R” in shirt for Burl.

I don’t think it’s the knock-off deodorant they smell…

I think I’ll have a Spam and Velveeta sandwich for lunch, and a slice of mock apple pie.

How could Jerry apply a deodorant to his pelt? it would never get through all of his fuzz.

When you’ve never had or seen the real thing, how would they know?

“Hair jockey” ?!!!

find it “find it”

Fake brackets are one thing but fake deodorant is another he must stink