The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 03, 2023

I suggest an ionizer…and stay in the car while it does it work

they will forget all about that once they see the arches….!

Ah, the good ole fuzz buster. Had to drive about 300 miles once for a prisoner. In a plain car, I happened to fall in behind a dolt using one, and I could see the red light through the rear window. Every time he came to the top of a hill, I flipped my radar on. His light lit up and he braked hard. Once over the top, I turned it off. Happily, he was going the whole way. Made the trip ever so much more fun.

How can Jerry’s dollar store stink compete with Burl’s natural manly musk?

Everything is scented these days. Way too many different smells going on.

An uncle bought the brick sized Fuzzbuster. Sensitivity turned all the way up, everything set it off but you couldn’t tell him that. Cops were hiding everywhere, waiting to catch him. Slamming on the brakes every 50 feet.

…said the guy who always covers his noggin’ with a Davy Crockett hat from the reject bin……..

It says ‘pine’ on it, so I don’t think it’s in a position to absorb anything.

Think about it… if it was an odor eater, those 3 would be gone…!

Half the people at my job are perfumed every day and I do not like it. I endeavor to have no odor at all. I wish they would be as courteous.