The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 17, 2023

Sad

I hope one of the kids has a sharp key.

Is this where Timmy runs away?

Where are Timmy’s parents? I know it’s a comic but this is still sad.

…slip the kids out some (there’s GOTTA be one!) back exit from the garage, turn off the lights, pull the garage door down, and leave that cretinous quartet inside……….

I believe this is child abuse..

gonna need a couple of garbage cans for all the bags, wrappers, cups, lids, straws, french fries, napkins, and receipts they find,

They are all imbeciles, of course, but for lowness, Burl is the King!

At least they’ll never have to throw Timmy another party. He’ll never get any kids to accept his invitations again. But he’s a good kid. Tomorrow, he will begin vising seniors in nursing homes. Mostly, he’ll be scouting the the most urine-soaked place to one day stick his grandparents and, if possible, Burl and Joy. Now, if the adults will just go inside, the boys can proceed to beat up Timmy, take their presents back, and stick a running hose in the car window.

That’s Burl’s idea for a party???

Disinfecting the bird bath is probably a good idea, but I don’t know what Burl is going to do to the lawn.

Bet the kids are hating the party they would rather be at laser zone

Might as well suck the joy out of his birthday party. A sign of things to come for Timmy and his buddies by hanging out with that lot.