The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 18, 2023

Oh good, I’m not fat.

I’m a little overweight, I can’t pinch anything on my ankles, kneecaps or wrists. We won’t discuss waist

with these folks, does it matter? They continually pinch inches of Ho Hos, Ding Dongs ’n in this case Twinkies and shove ’em into their pie-holes……….

I am shocked they care.

That’s how much she loves her sister. She brought out the good empty calories. Two bad Burl’s already been at them with a straw.

so what’s first on the To Do List… Cankii Verl..?

Try pinching an inch at your brains…

and he can

Too bad the ‘stray’ dogs can’t call the police on the two unstable morons in the house.

You are worried about pinching a inch with a ox of Twinkies in front of you

they’re usually more concerned about pinching a loaf…

pretty sure they can’t reach their ankles

The correct place is at the flanks or the midriff, if anyone cares.