The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 12, 2024

Hope that walk is just penciled in!

Fall out or rot out.

When my doctor was about to take his surgical glove off after the prostrate exam, I asked him if he would mind to do it again. . . He looked at me perplexed, and asked “Why?” . . . Told him I wanted a second opinion..

Burl’s emotions will go through the roof when he hears the cost of a full-mouth implant. Then, he will start saving 25 cents a week.

Maybe that’s it wedged in by Joy’s right armpit….?

Find it??

Find a cheaper dentist that doesn’t care about your teeth. Maybe he can doctor the x-rays…

Don’t worry. After they fall out, he’ll just say he requires a soft diet so he can gum his way through Ho-Ho’s and Twinkies all day.

………or one that at least won’t give him such nightmarish ideas….there’s too may Ho-Hos & Ding Dongs left in the world, needing to be slain…….

The new dentist will tell you the same thing