The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 16, 2024

This is the first I’ve heard about the girls being concerned about the condition of the wieners they get…

I hope that is the extent of their wanting to know how the hot dog is made.

Is it just me or is their hair extra teased today?

Oh, it really doesn’t matter how he cooks your highly carcinogenic processed meat. Bon appétit, ladies

Better yet, get weenie roasting sticks and build a wood fire on the deck…!

Frankly, my dear. I don’t care.

I just realized…is Joy Beavis’s mother? Same hair!

Cooked to a crisp…

Do they know about the carcinogens in hair spray?

No concern about a major carcinogen in the sodium nitrate and food coloring in the hot dogs?

Does that mean they’ll only have 6 each?

Be glad Dale cooked for you