Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 13, 2016
January 12, 2016
January 14, 2016
Transcript:
Boomer: Come quick, Poncho! You're on TV! Sort of. TV: .....brutal assault on a middle-aged schnauzer named Poncho Palmer. Dog: Horrible! Sucked my hair clean off! Like some kind of remorseless machine! Poncho: Oh, so what, it's just some stupid coincidence. TV: Police say there's only one other Poncho Palmer, who lives at 242 Olive Lane. Hopefully this strange assailant isn't making his way through some kind of list, and if he is, doesn't somehow learn the whereabouts of the remaining Poncho......
Stryk428 almost 9 years ago
Cool. We learn his street address. 242 Olive Lane.
DennisinSeattle almost 9 years ago
OK Poncho, I never knew your last name was Palmer, but you better get moving, boy. The vacuumator is coming. Maybe you can convince him that you can’t produce a son.
zbekric almost 9 years ago
“Listen, and understand! That [Vacuum] is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are [hairless].”
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Bring it on !
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
Nice of that reporter to announce Poncho’s address and then say he hopes the assailant doesn’t learn his whereabouts. Don’t go home Poncho!
Pohka almost 9 years ago
My money’s on poncho, after stupid happens.
gzitver almost 9 years ago
All Poncho has to do is stay at the cafe until this whole thing blows over. He won’t, of course.
AtypicalReader almost 9 years ago
“Most women”? What are you basing this statement on? I honestly haven’t stopped to read a phone book in years, but the last time that I looked at listed names, there were just as many women’s names shown as names of men.
Adiraiju almost 9 years ago
“Thank you, TV. Hey, Boomer, know any good hotels a few hundred miles outta town?
chriscc63 almost 9 years ago
Google said there are half a dozen Olive Lanes in NY area but cant search the rest of country. where is author based out of?
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Gosh, I hope Chaz, Carmen, and the cats aren’t in any danger of being sucked off to another dimension !
tonymcgurk almost 9 years ago
Suck with me if you want to live…