“I told my mother-in-law, ’My house is your house.” So, she sold it." — Henny Youngman
And, since the buyers bought stolen goods, you get to keep the car, keep the money and visit junior in the big house.
Then again…“Wait, you got how much for it? It wasn’t worth half that much!”…and a used car dealer is born.
At least, the kid was smart enough to get cash !
Wait till he finds out about your sister.
I’m with Farside99 on this one. Find out how much he got for it before you kick him into next week.
wow I remember this one (or had same line) from decades ago
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Simon_Jester about 9 years ago
“I told my mother-in-law, ’My house is your house.” So, she sold it." — Henny Youngman
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
And, since the buyers bought stolen goods, you get to keep the car, keep the money and visit junior in the big house.
Farside99 about 9 years ago
Then again…“Wait, you got how much for it? It wasn’t worth half that much!”…and a used car dealer is born.
Linguist about 9 years ago
At least, the kid was smart enough to get cash !
J Short about 9 years ago
Wait till he finds out about your sister.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’m with Farside99 on this one. Find out how much he got for it before you kick him into next week.
RalphZIggy about 9 years ago
wow I remember this one (or had same line) from decades ago