Close to Home by John McPherson for July 25, 2010

Another explanation for the Hunchback of Notre Dame. We know he spent most of his time texting Esméralda.

I still don’t know how to text…don’t wanna know…just call me and talk, fercryinoutloud…

They will be *so* over texting by then. Probably everyone will have implants that will allow them to simply think messages to each other. And yes, Pintos will be back in fashion as the new “retro” car.

I’m hoping mankind would be colonizing planets by then.

I knew there was a reason God/Darwin gave me opposable thumbs.

Lamarckism rears its ugly head in popular culture once again.

To cdward They may wonder why we found the Borg in Star Trek to be so frightening

back to dragging knuckles

guess i’ll be the only one standing erect - oh, the possibilities !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@myming

Somehow I don’t think you’re going to still be here in 2150….

^ touche !!!

I’ll look around for you then, just in case.

Sadly enough, it’s true