Monty by Jim Meddick for January 09, 2016
Transcript:
Good Lord, man! What happened to your nose? I had to consume it... Calories, sir... To maintain my core temperature. What happened back here?! Your bum has completely fallen away! I have no explanation other than to speculate that my body heat has gradually melted the snowman's interior, resulting in structural failure... Blasted Jarvis! If you weren't so blood he concerned with your core temperature, this might never have happened! I'm very, very sorry, sir...
NormyBates almost 9 years ago
Yeah Jarvis, how can you be so selfish?
tattooedcyberidiot almost 9 years ago
One percenters don’t understand endotherms
aerilim almost 9 years ago
Maybe he just fart, that’s another reasonable explanation…
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Sorry sir. Chili for lunch,” said Jarvis.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
But Sir, I was only thinking of you. You see, if my core temperature drops too low, I will die, and then I’ll be unable to serve you. And for you to train a new servant would be a long an tedious process that I wouldn’t want you to have to suffer through.
johndifool almost 9 years ago
Jolly good sir, I’ll just stand here and suffer from hypothermic shock, just doing my duty and all that…
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Put sedgewick in snow, see how he likes it.Correction, see how IT likes it. sedgie isn’t human.That vile bag of snot may someday be president.Then there would be 300 million homeless, starving and freezing to death here in the usa. The remaining 30 million would be scared to death and barely hanging on to their lower middle class status.A tiny handful of monstrously wealthy (insert adjective of your choice) would literally own the planet and everybody on it.
Ratbrat almost 9 years ago
It is always “one of those guys”. You need boatloads of money to get elected and whether it is yours or Super PACs or donations, it always launches spending into the 1% range.I know an extremely wealthy family who happen to quite liberal, and they just “don’t get” the rest of us!
rick1956 almost 9 years ago
I’m not a fan at all of this portion of the Monty strip. I think if Jim Meddick has this much fun with it and has enough to say within it (which he seems to) he should create a new strip just for this Sedgewick/Jarvis household. I just want to see Monty and his cast of misfit characters.
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Oh well, the meek will inherit the earth, or whats left of it .
ineza Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And I love it !!! Monty has interacted Sedgwick in past comics, if I remember correctly… Keep it up!!!!
katsmagickitchen almost 9 years ago
I agree with Rick Williams. Less Sedgwick and more Monty. I don’t mind so much when they interact together, but when it’s just the little spoiled brat & his poor overworked manservant, it’s usually not funny.
Airmousam almost 9 years ago
Terrible, wake me when Monty’s back
Ryan Plut almost 9 years ago
I have an idea where Jarvis could have put that carrot instead of his mouth.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Young Master is not terribly compassionate. So, Jarvis, a small rebellion. to preserve your bloody core temperature, may be excusable. Let Sedgwick see The Snowman From Hell!
pam Miner almost 9 years ago
Sedgy is true to form, a born psychopath.Or a sociopath, take your pick.Most .01% and politicians, and big corporation holders don’t have a shred of empathy.They don’t care if we poor die of many horrible deaths or if an only son gets to go play with guns against real enemies with real guns.